dance movies really make me laugh because could you picture that in new life like you say something mildly sassy to someone and the next thing you know they’re dramatically up in your grill and dancing with suppressed sexual tension that just doesn’t sound like the kind of world i could live in


i made a cover of one day more from les misérables except i replaced all the vocal parts with kazoos


I FIGURED IT OUT

HE LOOKS LIKE THE CHILD OF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND ANDRE GARFIELD HOH MY GOD


MONSTERS INC IS ON TV

I’M FAR TOO EXCITED FOR THIS FAR MORE EXCITED THAN SOMEONE VERY NEARLY GRADUATED SHOULD BE


I’ve just discovered FPS Russia

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!


shmeeshed:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAAHHA JK

yea im a dude

 

of course i play fucking video games

HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS HAPPENED OMFG

yea im a girl

yea i play video games

HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG


groundchele:

why do pretty people use the internet liKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO PLACES IN LIFE WHY ARE YOU HERE SWEETHEART


themawkingjay:

It is years from now. You have a husband and kids, and a happy life. You have your dream job and pretty much just love your life. One day you are in the car, or watching TV, or reading the newspaper like a typical middle-aged person would, when you come across something that catches your eyes, or ears. And suddenly it’s a flashback. You were a kid, you were a teenager, and this was your life. You scan the page once more just to confirm what you had dreaded when you saw the picture of your idol. The blonde woman with her kind eyes staring up at you from the page, or the TV, or her name on the radio. You weren’t expecting this. It is unheard of. JK Rowling has passed away. You think of how your childhood has been shaped around the world this woman created. You remember the late nights in your teens when you sat on the bed holding your very own copy of The Deathly Hallows to your chest, sobbing. You think about how Harry was there when your friends weren’t, and Ron was there to help you get them back. And what girl hadn’t taken some girl-advice from Hermione? It can’t be true, that the woman who you idolized, and who helped you with so much wasn’t around anymore. You truly loved her, and you have this feeling, that she once loved you too.







#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR


Parenting, you’re doing it right.

perfect.



Same person went on to comment that “what’s gonna happen when the human torch and captain america are in the same scene? what then huh?”

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Same person went on to comment that “what’s gonna happen when the human torch and captain america are in the same scene? what then huh?”



brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

godammit people are dumb. it is CLEARLY a kangaroo.

brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

godammit people are dumb. it is CLEARLY a kangaroo.



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